Unless you happen to be politically aware and live in Alaska, are a resident of Wasilla City, or you like masturbating over photo's of ageing beauty queens, then you probably have no idea who this woman is.Apparently she is the Governor of Alaska and an ex Miss Wasilla (population 7738).
So what are we to make of this woman and more importantly would you like to wed her, bed her or not go near her?
Well, from reading the various profiles springing up all over the net in the past 48 hours, she is quite a gamble for John McCain. Long since forgotten for his role in the 'Die Hard' movies, Mr McCain is an ageing right winger hoping to prolong the agony started by 'mad dog' Bush.
I suspect that with one eye on total defeat at the polls, the Republicans may well be looking forward a further 4 years and hoping to 'blood' Sarah Palin. I may be wrong of course and they may be mad enough to think that a decent piece of ass next to an old fart might swing the US public, especially those upset that good old Hilary is not running. Surely the public are not THAT shallow and easily swayed in their voting opinions are they??
Sarah certainly looks a bit more energetic in the bedroom department than Hilary, so bedding her is a strong option. She is a mother of five so it would appear she goes like a bunny rabbit on heat. Good news.
Would you marry her? Well she is anti-abortion (explains the kids) and is a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. She also like hunting and shooting and eating moose burgers. Wed her? Not sure as with that sort of macho-conservative lifestyle I would be afraid to slip my hand up her skirt in case I found she was actually male.
So despite the 'come and get me big boy' looks, and the desparate attempt to woo Hilary fans, Sarah Palin is nothing more than an old fashioned right winger. To a foreigner, appauled at how the US attitude to guns and gung-ho spills over into their foreign policy, letting McCain and Palin into the Oval office might seem like madness. Add to that her anti-abortion stance. To most right-minded people, anti-abortion is part of the madness that has ruined millions of lives, and caused massive over population and poverty across the globe. The kids forced into the world end up having rubbish lives with miserable parents who never wanted them or cannot afford them, all to satisfy the religious or moral convictions of the American right wing society families. Anti-abortion stances, in a world fast running out of space and resources, are surely morals that need to be re-thought? Of course if you want people to have guns and are happy shooting defenceless creatures for fun then it might not matter I suppose.
So would you simply not go near her (mark her as 'dead')? Again tough as she is a bit of an older babe. But with a son in the forces on his way to prop up the Iraq madness, a view on abortion that will appaul any woman who aborted a child after being raped, and who is apparently happy to see thousands of people shot dead through the nonsense that is the right to bear arms, walking away from her seems sensible.
Is the US public going to see it in such black and white terms though? And what is the opposing choice now that the wife of the cigar-poker is not in the running? Well its an old man and a young man who seem to have no policies whatsoever. Makes you feel safe don't it....
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